How not to be driven to murder by Monopoly

A short list:

  1. Strip monopoly. I’m not sure how this would work, but one day I’ll figure it out.
  2. A barter system. You could pay tax or make me a cup of tea.
  3. Make your own Community cards.
  4. Reduce tax by a 30-second complimentary monologue about the person whose property you’ve landed on.
  5. Stop playing monopoly.
  6. Remove all money. Properties may be bought by singing to the banker.
  7. Make-believe monopoly. One player is a villainous corporation that wants to take over the city, and one player is Bat(wo)man. Create a narrative.

What’s your tactic?

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